THE MYSTERY TEE

THE MYSTERY VINTAGE TEE

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People seem to like letting us pick their clothes.

You pick the size. Fate picks the shirt.

One (or more) handpicked secondhand graphic tees, chosen from our ever-changing stash of strange, funny, nostalgic and gloriously unnecessary shirts.

Think animals, roadside attractions, weird souvenirs, music, sports, westerns, cartoons, holidays, biker graphics and other excellent nonsense.

You won't know exactly what you're getting until you open the package. That's the fun.

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Every shirt is personally selected by us. No boring blanks. No random junk. Just a good shirt we'd be happy to wear ourselves.

WHAT MIGHT I GET?

Your mystery tee could be:

• Vintage or vintage-inspired
• Short sleeve or long sleeve
• Weird
• Funny
• Nostalgic
• Surprisingly cool
• Something you never would have found yourself

The shirts pictured are examples only—they have already found homes. Your shirt will be a surprise.

WANT TO GIVE US A HINT?

Absolutely.

If you love animals, western, music, sports, 90s, dark colors, cartoons, travel, etc., leave us a note with your order. We'll do our best to find something you'll love.

Requests aren't guaranteed because, well... it's a mystery.

SIZING

Our shirts are sold by modern unisex sizing, not the size printed on the vintage tag.

We measure every shirt so you get the closest modern equivalent. Check the size chart before ordering.

SECONDHAND = NOT PERFECT

These are pre-loved shirts, so some may show normal signs of wear.

We don't send anything with major flaws, and we won't send anything we wouldn't wear ourselves.

WANT TO PICK YOUR OWN SHIRT?

Then this probably isn't the listing for you—and that's okay!

Check out our individually listed vintage pieces if you'd rather choose the exact shirt.

But if you like surprises?

Welcome to the mystery.

Between sizes? Size up.

Vintage tees vary, and measurements are more reliable than the tag.